Doing Things
X – Get up!
Y – No, get off me
X – Why don’t you just stand up?
Y – Nevermind me.
X – Don’t you remember–the list?
Y – List? No, I must have forgotten, what’s it for?
X – I already told you!
Y – Apparantly not.
X – Stand up, then I’ll tell you.
Y – Nice try. I won’t do it.
X – You’re an ass.
Y – Is that on your list?
X – Ha. Ha.
Y – OK, OK, I’ll get up.
X – Thank you.
Y – Where is the list anyway?
X – Don’t worry about it, I know.
Y – But I don’t…
X – That is the plan. We’re late, will you get up and get ready?
Y – For what?
X – Everything on the list.
Y – Show it to me first.
X – I won’t.
Y – Why not?
X – Why do you keep playing this game?
Y – Ssh! Do you hear that?
X – No.
Y – There, again.
X – Stop it. You’re trying to change the subject and we’re late.
Y – I’m sure I hear something. It sounds… it sounds like crinkling.
X – You might be right.
Y – You can’t say if I’m right or wrong about what I hear.
X – I only meant I hear something too.
Y – Then you should say so, besides I don’t think we’re that late.
X – And you’re allowed to say that?
Y – I’ll say.
X – Now I really do hear something–get up and see what it is.
Y – Ok…
X – Well, what was it?
Y – The list. It caught fire.
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