I am not an expert at the following ten items. I am unlikely to become an expert at these because I bear no desire for expertise at these, much less much else.
- Slavery without adhesive
- Collecting litres of mud
- Pirate ideas
- Prognosticating the colours of life
or the wailing songs thereof - Forgetting all the unwanted premonitions
- Ice impermeable to slippery children
- Commissioned murders
- Round quarters
- Neutral drugs that don’t even nudge
- Alien statesmen that recite chaos as poetry